
Fish Haus
A personal dashboard for my Fluval EVO 13.5-gallon reef, combining water chemistry, health trends, maintenance, livestock, and a journal.
- JavaScript
- Google Apps Script
- Google Sheets
- Data visualization
- Responsive CSS
The complete project index
Products with billing. Games with snails. Automation that removed one irritating click. Experiments that closed and stayed in the record. This is the fast, accessible route through all of it.
01 / Flagship systems
Six substantial products, systems, and practices, documented from the original irritation through the hard engineering and current state.

A personal dashboard for my Fluval EVO 13.5-gallon reef, combining water chemistry, health trends, maintenance, livestock, and a journal.

A HubSpot app that fills city, state, county, country, and timezone fields on contacts and companies from one ZIP or postal code.

A HubSpot sidebar app that shows a CRM record's live local time from a configurable IANA timezone property.

An in-development psychological horror game where you survive each level by never letting an immortal snail touch you.

A Windows IPTV player that turns a user's own Xtream or M3U subscription into a fast, television-friendly guide and player.

Jack's custom software and systems-engineering studio for founders and operations teams whose existing tools stop short.
02 / Supporting experiments
Smaller does not mean hypothetical. These are focused products and experiments that tested a workflow, a format, or a joke.

A live early-access HubSpot app for assigning U.S. ZIP codes to company sales territories and simulating ownership changes before any approved owner writes.

A Chrome extension that adds real-time pilot visibility, shared rooms, and radar to Google Earth Web's flight simulator.

An admin and authentication portal that lets Delphi clone owners manage, automate, and monetize access to their clones.

A prelaunch HubSpot admin app that finds scheduling pages and future meetings still assigned to deactivated users.

A retired Raspberry Pi eyeball clock that watched for eye contact, then screamed a crowdsourced insult through its speakers.

A published case study about bridging Category Pirates' expertise into digital systems through the Pirate Eddie Bot and Bigbee Solutions.

A low-stakes argument settler that gathers both sides, asks an AI judge for a balanced ruling, and emails both people.

A two-minute browser game where you interrogate an AI frog and try to make it reveal its secret password.

Paste a TikTok video link and watch it in a normal browser without installing TikTok or fighting its app prompts.

A free, private QR generator for links, text, email, phone, and Wi-Fi, with local styling controls and PNG export.

A print-on-demand novelty clothing shop built from AI-assisted animal and pop-culture puns, with every dollar of profit donated to Breakthrough T1D.

A free Sunday-morning utility that scans your fantasy starters and shows which real NFL games matter across all your leagues.
03 / Archive yard
Completed series, retired products, and low-maintenance experiments stay visible: what they attempted, what happened, and what survived.

A currently offline wedding service where guests scanned a QR code and uploaded full-resolution photos and videos without an app or guest account.

A retired Arizona-heat automation that used Google Calendar and the Tesla Fleet API to pre-cool the cabin before a scheduled departure.

A retired AI HubSpot butler that answered company-specific CRM questions directly inside contact, company, deal, and ticket records.

A retired HubSpot workflow action that could sync, add, or remove associations across standard and custom CRM objects.

A pair of comedy-heavy fantasy-football video reports with league storylines, interviews, predictions, custom graphics, and absurd cutaways.

An exact-match-domain SEO and ad-revenue experiment packaged as a free Hi-Lo guide, article cluster, and browser trainer.

A retired SaaS product that turned Sleeper league data into weekly AI-written fantasy-football newsletters, emails, and PDFs.